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Corrupt a Wish game (Possiably NSFW)

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ok so

I'm bored and didnt see a topic for this game yet

 

For those who dont know this game its fairly simple

someone makes a wish and the next person corrupts it And makes their own wish

 

 

EX:

First person: I wish i had a puppy.

Second poster: Granted but the puppy has rabies.

 

 

 

I wish for a Million Bucks

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You get a million dollars, but the bills are so old and fragile that they crumble when you handle them.

 

I wish I did not need to eat.

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Granted but instead you have to drink gross flavored water constantly in order to get the protein.

 

 

 

I Wish i was living in a cartoon

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granted buf, you lived in the cartoon of happy tree friends

 

i wish i have the charm of Sly Cooper

Granted but you now look like Vilgax from Ben 10

 

I wish I was in The Legend of Zelda

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Granted, but you can never see anyone, expect for Navi, and she is always with you

 

i wish i could fly

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Granted, but your legs are chained to door sized cinder blocks.

I wish I could be a genie

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granted, but you're doomed to only grant my wishes >:D

 

i wish i were an Oscar Meyer wiener

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Granted, but you're all nasty and moldy.

I wish I was the dictator of Europe.

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Granted, but you have advisors controlling your every decree by blackmail.

I wish I were stronger

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Granted, but everyone knows your mental and physical weaknesses.

I wish I was king of the Shrimp.

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Granted, but you get eaten shortly after your coronation.

I wish I had a soda.

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Granted, but it's been flat for hours and flies have been resting on it .

I wish I was a spooky skeleton that rose from the ocean and bought a hot dog.

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Granted, but you are cursed to perform lewd acts with said wiener in public for all eternity.

 

I wish for the ability to time travel at whim.

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Granted, but each time you time travel you end up at certain events in periods of time that would mostly end your life.

I wish I'm immune to all and any upcoming STDs.

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Granted, but you are doomed to have no genetalia.

I wish for an airplane

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Granted, but it crashes in remote areas like the sea.

I wish for a tentacle monster pet.

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Granted, but it eats you, after dismembering your body.

I wish for daylight savings time to go away.

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They are removed, but in doing so starts a revolution inside of America and many other super powers causing riots and urban warfare as the Order of the Sacred Sunlight begins to wreak it's vengeance across the globe for not having their clocks set back.

I wish for doom. 

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Granted. But it's only for the book which you were reading.

I wish for world peace!

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Granted, but instead there is invasive attatchmenal pple who do not comprehend personal boundaries.

I wish for less drama.

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Granted, but skynet takes over and shuts down the internet.

I wish for genie in a dildo.

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granted, but he'll only grant you wishes that are not about your dildo, but someone else's

i wish i had something to wish for Edited by Brandon_Da_Fox

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Granted, but it's a series about things to wish for.

I wish for a maid.

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