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Granted! But your wish always will have a twist that turns it into your worst night mare.

 

I wish for a wish, that wishes for a wish, that wishes a wish on wishity wish wish.

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Granted, but you implode along with the universe for causing this infinite loop

 

I wish my job didn't suck so much

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granted, but now you have to suck at your job, in the way that mean have to suck your boss' crotch

 

i wish to have a better laptop

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Granted, but the day after you buy it, a robber breaks in, and takes some shots at you, missing and destroying it.

 

I wish there where less homophobic people on earth!

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Granted, but now all the people you know and love left you and you are going to die alone

(Well then... i scared my self with that one)

 

I wish i could have a better house

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Granted but anyone not like that hates you and wants to kill you. Have fun.

 

I wish for my hands to constantly be glowing

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Granted, but as they glow they put off a really bad stench, causing everyone to run from you.

 

I wish for a bigger better house.

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Granted but all the wood used is rotting

 

(P.S. i have no friends so i don't care if no one wants to be around me, people avoid me any way :P)

 

I wish i could make little balls of light that follow anyone i don't like so they can never sleep >:D

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Granted, but as long as you cast one on a person you automatically cast one on yourself.

 

I wish my car didn't break down every other month.

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Granted. But now it will break down every month instead, rather then just every other month. Enjoy!

 

I wish for less haters in the world.

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Wish granted. There are fewer haters on *this* world, but now they are everywhere in the universe.

I wish I could freely mix and match Small Ship and Large Ship parts in Space Engineers.

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Granted but when ever you try it, the game crashes.

 

I wish for a zombie apocolypse, in which I, and everyone I care about, are survivors.

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Granted, but then an atomic bomb drops and kill you all. Painfully.

 

I wish i didn't have insomnia.

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wish granted, furries rule the world now and every one wants to be something called a "human"

 

i wish for stuff...

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Wish granted, you get nazi stuff.

I wish every kitsune I met personally didn't automatically try to get into my pants.

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wish granted, you forget how to breath.

 

i wish for ... uh... the power to come up with wishes :/

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Wish granted; you wished for a lead role in the sequel to a horrible movie that nobody wants to watch.

I wish I could manipulate people's dreams.

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wish granted, you made everyone's dreams horrid and they all wake up in a tired like state. they couldn't sleep for days because of you and they start to attack you like zombies, they kill you and you start the tired zombie apocalypse.

 

i wish for Sakuya izayoi's pocket watch.

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Granted, though one of your relatives is able to obtain it for you only after you die of old age, so it's locked in a box and buried with your corpse.

 

I wish I had acess to a Harry Potter style Room of Requirement wherever I went.

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Wish granted, you will get access to  Harry Potter style Room of Requirement, but every door you open it will lead you to Room of Requirement, even if you open the door to leave Room of Requirement, you enter back again in Room of Requirement.

I wish i had a better collar. 

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Granted! But its stuck to your neck and forces you to be a perfectly obedient slave to a incredibly cruel master who forces you to do fetishes you highly dislike.

 

I bring a wish from a friend who is not (yet) a member of this amazing community. " I wish there was a plushie that resembled all my close friends, so I could always have a memory of them!"
 

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Wish granted. All your friends are now plushies thats are still alive and they dont need anything to stay alive , but they cant move.

I wish i had more time. 

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