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granted but you're stuck in a jail cell until the day you die

 

I wish life was fair

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Granted. Life is now completely fair for everybody else and you get all of the negative unfairness they would have

I wish to get all of the positive unfairness.

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34 minutes ago, Seth Talon said:

Granted, but when you're done, you are immediately thrown 3 weeks into the future

Not exactly a bad thing since that's shortly before vacation time. ^'!'^

7 minutes ago, Seth Talon said:

Granted. Life is now completely fair for everybody else and you get all of the negative unfairness they would have

I wish to get all of the positive unfairness.

Granted. But it gets stolen from you shortly thereafter.

I wish the corruption of my previous wish had been 5 weeks instead of 3.

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granted but your 5 week disappearance means that you no longer get vacation time

 

I wish I had a snowmew tail

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Granted, but you are only moved through time and not space. The Earth is long gone.

I wish upon a star to wake up where the clouds are far behind me

Edited by Seth Talon

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You awake 2000 feet off the ground, above a highly secure "shoot intruders on site" Government facility, it is a cloudy day... So you get what you want.

I wish for bigger potatoes, that is all potatoes to grow to twice the sise they normally would, from now on.

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Granted, but they will all taste much, much dryer.

 

I wish I could fantasize kissing someone who is far away and actually feel and taste their lips.

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granted but it's a completely random person and they love food you hate

and cos it went uncorrupted I maintain my prio wish. I wish I had a snowmew tail

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Granted, but you cannot move it and it just dangles around like a cape.

I wish I could throw a pie into someone's face and not feel bad about it.

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Granted, you will not feel bad, because that person will immediately kill you, leaving no time for regret.

I wish to have a higher income for the same job.

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Granted, but you get 75% less pension (i.e. less money when you are retired), making living when youre old very difficult.

 

I wish I could nibble on someone's ear like the dog I am.

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Granted. Yes, you can now nibble on the ear of Ghandi (the dead guy) whenever you want, it is always on your person no matter where you throw it away to, so always keep a pocket for it to appear in, or you will have a bad time.

I wish for a better set of teeth, better in every way

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Granted. They are in a plexiglass box on your coffee table. 

I wish for an excellent cup of coffee. 

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Granted but someone else is drinking it 

I wish I could fly 

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Granted, but not higher than 5 feet above the ground.

 

I wish to have an easier time understanding my position at the office.

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Granted. You are subsequently fired for asking too many questions.

 

I wish senpai would notice me.

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On 5/28/2016 at 10:12 PM, Dav Sionnach said:

Granted. But it is broadcast live on national television with a laugh track. 

I wish I wasn't eating a bunch of candy right now. 

Granted. Senpai does notice you standing in the window wearing scandalous women's lingerie.

 

I wish I had a cuddle buddy right now. :3

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Granted, but the cuddle buddy is stinky and slimy and way too clingy.

 

I wish emotions weren't stupid

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granted they don't exist at all

I wish english followed at least half of the rules it's supposed to have

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Granted, but there are now additional rules that require all words to sound like the came from Scooby Doo

I wish I could remember things more easily

Edited by Seth Talon

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Granted but now someone you love can't do the same.

 

I wish...I could understand how I feel.

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granted but you wish you didn't feel that way

I wish I could make 6 week backward or forward time jumps at will

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Granted, but every time you time jump your teleported to a random place in the world. I wish for the ability to walk through walls.

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Granted, but every time you do, the wall you walk through crumbles and falls.

 

I wish for one billion dollars in untraceable, non-sequential bills.

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Granted. But we've left the dollar behind and adopted the leaf as the only legal tender. 

I wish that today would be 10 degrees warmer in a one square mile area centered around me. 

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