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Granted, but all the wishes that you ask of the genie go horribly wrong in literally explosive ways. c: 

I wish for a pint of ice cream. 

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15 minutes ago, Veritas said:

Granted, but all the wishes that you ask of the genie go horribly wrong in literally explosive ways. c: 

I wish for a pint of ice cream. 

Granted, but the cost is equal to everything you have. 

I want a big house. 

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Granted, but you can only use one room in said big house.

 

I wish for endless breaks.

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Granted, but you didn't specify what kind of break, so you can never write a program with a loop now. 

 

I want to never require sleep.

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Granted. But you never have energy to do anything. 

 

I wish I had my car back from the shop. 

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granted but the job was rushed and done poorly meaning you have to take it back in on monday

 

I wish I could stop coughing

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Granted, but instead you have to drive in flash flood conditions.

 

I wish I didn't get salt on my car.

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Deal! All salt is removed from the earth and thus inspite of genocide amongst all life, your car will never encounter salt again ^___^

I wish for a tasty and reasonably sised pizza to be delivered to me without the loss of life or theft!

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granted it's tasty but not great and you have to pay exorbitant prices for it

I wish I had a shorter commute to work

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Granted, the distance you travel to work is shortened. But the traffic is always so bad it takes ten times as long to get there as it did before.

 

I wish for my dream job.

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Granted, but you get fired the next day.

 

I wish to pet Stone's face

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Granted, but they will all be corrupted beyond usefulness. 

 

I wish I could fix my truck.

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granted but you don't ever get around to it with all the terrible problems you have

 

 

i wish this wish wasn't corruptible 

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granted you nevertheless any money after this dollar also it gives you herpies

 

 

 

i wish somebody loved me

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On 10/30/2017 at 2:38 PM, TieDyeDragon said:

granted you nevertheless any money after this dollar also it gives you herpies

 

 

 

i wish somebody loved me

Granted but they keep you in a dungeon and no one can ever visit you.

I wish for a stylish haircut.

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and you will get one, maybe just a little off the top, right past your head and shoulders.

 

 

I wish I were more comfortable around people in public

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Granted bit you have to be doing nasty kinky sex to feel comfortable or else you are even more uncomfortable than before

 

 

I wish I had someone to love

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2 hours ago, TieDyeDragon said:

Granted bit you have to be doing nasty kinky sex to feel comfortable or else you are even more uncomfortable than before

 

 

I wish I had someone to love

Granted but you keep them in a dungeon and no one can ever visit them.

I wish for delicious home cooked meal!

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Granted, but it is your last meal on Death Row.   

 

I wish this wish were incorruptable.

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Granted but its really boring so nobody cares from before the wish was even made

 

 

I wish I had a kobold (lizard kind)

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granted but it constantly sets up horrible traps for you in the hopes it can eat you after.

 

 

I wish I had a great breakfast of waffles and chocolate milk and the best maple syrup.

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Granted, but rabid wolves come to eat you later for stealing their breakfast.

I wish I had breakfast now... Damn you!

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