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Granted

 

You live in the prison of the Tower Of London

 

I wish for Chinese Food

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granted but it gives you terriable food poisoning

 

I wish unlimited bandwith and the worlds fastist internet and a computer that can handle it

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Granted.

 

Its on a Windows Visa that crashes every 4 mins.

 

 

I wish for a pebble

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Granted, but it's an angry earth elemental named pebble and calming it down requires 200+ hours of questing.

I wish for a young woman to mend my broken heart.

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Granted

 

A woman tares your heart out, breaks it in two , then sew it back into one. Still leaving you dead on the floor hearltess.

 

I wish for......Skyrim.

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Granted. But you are subject to every problematic glitch the game has ever had.

I wish for a new cloak.

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Granted, but it's barbie pink and moldy.

 

I wish for a pocket knife.

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Granted, it's made out of plastic.

I wish for a ghost type pokemon. Edited by GreedyRaccoon7

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Granted.  But it runs away from a fight and has a low health bar.

 

I wish for a car.

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Granted, it's a rusty barely running Toyota riddled with bullet holes and smells off meth inside.

I wish for a pancake.

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Granted. but it is burnt completely through and falls into ashes in your mouth.

 

I wish for a big check.

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Granted. But it's one of the oversized huge cardboard checks, worth $0.02

I wish fr a whetstone. Edited by Stoneheart

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Granted, but it obliterates everything you attempt to sharpen.

 

I wish people wouldn't attempt to hide paraphernalia in their asshole, thus removing the "credit card swipe" from airport security. 

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Granted, but you have to endure a prostate exam instead.

I wish for more fish!
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Granted

 

But its tnt and explodes

 

I wish for a corrupt wish

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Granted, it's a piece of paper saying Corrupt wish.

I wish for German shepherd cub.

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Denied

 

A German Shepard Cub does not exist, a pup does

 

I wish for truth

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Denied

A German Shepard Cub does not exist, a pup does

I wish for truth

Granted, but your brain implodes from the inability to comprehend it.

I wish to defy physics with style. Edited by Cadmus

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Granted, it's barely held together and bits of glass float in whatever liquid is poured inside.

I wish for an ass.

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Granted, their itchy and tear apart once you put them on.

I wish for a pet fox that won't leave or kill me.

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Granted, but the fox is just a week away from dying, and he smells really bad.

 

i wish for flat soda to taste as good as non flat soda, but wont give you any bad effects of drinking it

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