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Granted. But when you open it you drop it thus spilling it all over.

 

I wish for a baked potato.

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Granted, it was baked till its skin is all black and is dipped in lard afterwards.

I wish for a riolu.

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Granted but it never attached to you and stays moody. Thusly never evolving or obeying orders (no gym badges!)

I wish for a warm blanket. Edited by Fenris

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Granted, but it's sopping wet and quickly goes cold.

I wish for chocolate.
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Granted. But it's smeared all over my chest and I'm laying on a satin covered bed.

I wish for something....

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Granted, it's small chewed up pencil with no lead inside.

I wish for a hug.

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Granted. It's a possession ticket made out in your name.

I wish for juice.

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granted.you get pickle juice....and its still warm.
i wish i could explode into kittens Edited by ravecrow23

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Granted. but they are hungry and eat each other.

 

I wish for a clock.

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Granted, but it is jammed, and has no numbers.

I wish for a pen. Edited by Stoneheart

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Granted but it's a crank pen that has no ink and shocks the hell out of you when you try to use it.

I wish for a tiny barrel to hold my joy.

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Granted, it's the size of a keychain and is made out of plastic and doesn't even open up.

I wish for an unexplainable orgasm.

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Granted but it's a crank pen that has no ink and shocks the hell out of you when you try to use it.

I wish for a tiny barrel to hold my joy

 

Granted, it's the size of a keychain and is made out of plastic and doesn't even open up.

I wish for an unexplainable orgasm.

ok first I wanna point out I think Fenris won. You would not want that barrel that holds your joy to escape.

 

Secondly

 

Granted but You have an orgasm in public and also vacate your bladder and bowels.

 

I wish to be pregnant

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Granted. It's a spawn of Spooky and it's not one embryo, it's a infestation of strange, twisted creatures called Spooklings. 

I wish for Peanut Butter Crisps.

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Granted, but it stabs your mouth every time you try biting it.

I wish for a cloud.

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Granted. Its also not a cat at all but a kitten shaped sex toy.

I wish for a death ray

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Granted. (The following wish is considered too horrible for mortal standards and has been removed.)

I wish for a Pandion.

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Denied/Granted

 

you are given Peanut Butter because its Superior, and the vanilla beans in the Crepes have been through the digestive tract of a Civet.

 

 

I wish for more Spooky demon spawn

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Granted buuuuut What better then Spooky spawn? Spooky and Pandora spawn >:D

Also, Peanut Butter works too, and I hear Civet poo coffee is amazing why not vanilla beans too??

I wish for more artistic talent xD

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Granted, but all you can do is paint beautifully realistic bovine ass and the dun from it.

I wish for my leg to work again.

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Granted but the other leg is in constant pain and is unable to be used to walk correctly.

I wish for clothes.

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