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(SO BASICALLY just switch my legs. Got'it. :V)

Granted, but uhm they are made by the two weavers who promised an Emperor a new suit of clothes that was invisible to those unfit for their positions, stupid, or incompetent. When the Emperor paraded before his subjects in his new clothes, a child cried out, "But he isn't wearing anything at all!"
You have his clothes.

I wish to be a Princess! Edited by Laughter

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Granted

 

Your the Princess Anastasia on the evening of her death.

 

I wish for people from the Skyrim rp to respond.

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Granted, they never respond afterwards.

I wish for good warm food. Edited by GreedyRaccoon7

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Granted, they never respond afterwards.

I wish for good warm food.

Thats already happening <.<

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Granted, they never respond afterwards.

I wish for good warm food.

Granted but you lose the ability to eat

 

I wish for rainbows to violently erupt from every orifice of the next person to respond while also turning their genitals into skittles

 

=D bring it on lol

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Granted

 

But that next person (me) Becomes the god of Colors and candy and makes you turn into a gum drop

 

I wish for a rolling stone that will not kill me or my loved ones

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rolls past, completely ignoring you and everyone else in my 32 Ford.

I wish for a welder.

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Granted. It explodes in your hands when you attempt to use it.

I wish for a flying saucer. Edited by Spooky

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Granted. It explodes in your hands when you attempt to use it.

I wish for a flying saucer.

Granted, but it can only lift its own weight and only 3 inches off the ground

 

I wish for all the delicious tasty bacon I can eat :D

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Granted, but it is all burnt beyond edibility.

 

I wish for a bigger dungeon

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Granted but it did not have support pillars so it caves in.

 

I wish for a sneach.

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Granted. It's a star bellied sneech.

I wish for a crystal.

Granted, but its the Crystalline Entity from Star Trek and it kills you

 

I wish for more Terraria!

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Granted, but its the Crystalline Entity from Star Trek and it kills you

~Awards Demonic Bolt ALL THE NERD POINTS AND A ACTUAL WORKING REPLICA OF THE STAR SHIP ENTERPRISE D~

Edited by Kenzi

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Granted. The ram containing the game and its data is ruthlessly jammed into your nose.

I wish for a giant robot.

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Granted. The ram containing the game and its data is ruthlessly jammed into your nose.

I wish for a giant robot.

Granted, you get Mecha Barbara Streisand

 

I wish for more episodes of Eureka and Stargate

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Granted, you get Mecha Barbara Streisand

 

I wish for more episodes of Eureka and Stargate

Granted, 300 episodes of the new series "Eureka and Stargate" were produced.

 

I wish for my liquor store to stockpile more Strawberry Banana flavoured Sobe.

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Grrrrrranted! Your liquor store waters down it's Strawberry Banana SoBe to fill more bottles, thereby giving more Strawberry Banana SoBe, but at the same time creating a watery drink which is a mere shadow of it's former self. The Department of health hears that the liquor store is re-using old bottles, and closes down the liquor store. PepsiCo is inundated with lawsuits from people fallen ill from re-used bottles, and stops it's SoBe line of drinks for good to cover it's losses by selling the material assets and brands.

 

I wish the Manned Spaceflight program would be able to advance quicker and more safely.

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Granted

But every-time the shuttles go into space the persons on board get violated by many aliens.

 

 

I wish for Cthulhu

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Granted
But every-time the shuttles go into space the persons on board get violated by many aliens.


I wish for Cthulhu

Granted, but he only appears during comatose bouts caused by: http://api.ning.com/files/Ktsylelmf0m1zwlK4vYytSS9T8ZdsV2w4*w8guiPV5q2zK5oJEAQGJGXilEsQedlmbWE7X2wgmjM9FDGUgqYrF6CCaoM8ccP/1417667295399.gif


I wish the concept of aging past 60 felt less like this: http://api.ning.com/files/e048PTLFYM*r7rZGwxSq-qKJZh1jCgL02vbq4Vu4Q66lqnUr97mTo1oyF6GuSpleucB9FiQ0o52TJcNbTDfDouMcHp3AeRoP/1417125118432.gif Edited by Cadmus

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Granted, you have Batman following you instead.

I wish for more executions of people I detest.
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Granted, you're brutally killed for having the executions be public.

I wish for a cat that won't leave me.
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Granted, it tries to kill you every day and won't let you sleep. (Pretty much a regular cat then)

I wish... for.... Uhh... lemons?

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Granted, those lemons you get squirt in your eyes constantly and the people around you are repulsed by your strong smell of lemon. 

 

I wish for... books!

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Granted, you get the Harry Potter books that try to bite you and pretty much gibberish.

I wish for a anthro pet.

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